thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I enjoy the company of your penis
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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