Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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