Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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