you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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