just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Randomize
