I'm jealous of your bromance
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Randomize
