I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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