HIV tests are more positive than that guy
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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