we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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