he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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