community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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