so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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