Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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