return my video game
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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