your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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