They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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