Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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