So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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