I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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