if only i could text you this smell
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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