Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
