We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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