Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm getting married
To pizza
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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