so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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