i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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