That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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