I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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