My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
