Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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