i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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