Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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