Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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