Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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