I want to walk on stilts...naked
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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