So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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