used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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