Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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