i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
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