normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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