That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
from now on my penis is your penis
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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