some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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