So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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