"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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