Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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