Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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