i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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