This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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