just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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