She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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