He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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