is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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