sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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