Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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