I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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