As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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